My Anger Management

Well....I guess it is time to enter something into this page. At least this will keep Zac happy since I update. If I had the fucking internet at my job, this would be so easy to maintain. So whats new with me? Not much, I'm still fat....I still drink.....I still smoke. Fat Tuesday's is next week which means I am getting royally fucked up, and I hope those pricks don't schedule me, because most likely I am taking vacation time on wednesday....however I do not think they know that yet. Hell...aint much else, I could talk about some of my drinking stories from milwaukee, but most likely, I would be the only one to find humor in them. If anyone from Ripon still actually reads this, besides Zac, I am gonna try to get up there soon if anyone can ever tell me when there is shit going on like a week or two in advance since I have to request off on saturdays. Leave a comment or two if someone actually reads this and I will try to update a little more.

Zac, here's a joke for you, I am sure you have heard it before, but just in case you have not:

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive a car?







Because she is a woman.

Two Updates in a Day?

Ok here we go again, just a few things I wanted to post.


Wanna hear how democratic the city of Milwaukee is, and I mean the city, not those fucknuts
who live in the suburbs? The Republican party created a list of 37,000 people in milwaukee who
they think city officials should require to bring in different forms of ID because they are afraid
of fraud, and if they city officials dont they would challenge each vote. Ok lets get this straight,
those people are probably are lower income families and i probably garuntee you if I saw that
list over 50 percent would live on the north side which is probably pure democratic. Now, on
top of that, knowing people in milwaukee, we would be too lazy to try to be able to vote twice.
We arent really what you would call an outgoing city, unless its to get beer.

And going off of politics listen to this. "Osama bin Laden's videtaped threat just days
before the presidential election was designed to help Democratic Sen. John Kerry get
elected, cabinet secretary and former Wisconsin Gov. Tommy G. Thompson said
Saturday". You gotta be fucking kidding me. I am sure Osama was thinking the
exact same thing when he decided to send that out. Thompson also went on to say
" was obvious to anybody who looks at it". Wow....not only a fucking
politician but a analyst as well? Hes lucky he had my vote before he went and said
something retarded as that. The funny thing is, I could see my friend Tim Hoying
saying something like that as well...

Finally, here is some more great news to add to our election life. Dead people's votes
can still count in this election....great. Always trust old people to somehow complicate
things. Because of the send in ballots that over 30 states are doing, by the time the
state gets word of their death, it may be to late to fix it. Thats refreshing in my mind, we
may have dead people choosing our next election. They probably were thinking "HAHA,
fuck them, Im gonna die soon, let them enjoy this." Heres more great news...since we
all remember how florida fucked up our last election, In florida alone, more then 1.8
million people, have voted that way. Can anyone already see the potential problem with
that? Its a statistic that an average of 455 people die in florida every day, so they figured
that there could be a huge problem concluding that in 2000 it was a mere 537 votes
that made the winner.

And now, some interesting sentences I have seen in the news.

"Some elections officials go to great lengths to purge voter rolls of dead people" Really......
"It's not the economy, its the jobs, stupid." Thank God for those Econ majors...

// posted by Horseshoe @ Sunday, October 31, 2004

I hate Hagenbauch.....Pt. 2

I dont care how the hell you spell your fucking name cause you arent worth my time to look and see if I spelled it correctly, so fuck off. Ok, not continuing on. So where to start? Halloween....I decided to be evil and scare some old people by dressing up as death and visiting em at the old folks home....got in trouble with the cops, but i was just told to go home. Got plastered...almost went home with an older women....shudder. So thats about it....Someone leave a comment and tell me what you wanna hear about, because other then that, mundane shit and just me going to the bars to drink.

I hate Hagenbauch.

So yeah, I hate Hagenbauch...he can kiss my big white ass for all I care. He has to be one of the most useless individuals I know...and I know Bade and Phil. His ass told me I should update since I had over 3000 hits, and I guess I could oblige with that. Nothing new, Its interesting that im in a bigger place then ripon, I go out....but I have absolutely nothing to say compared to when I was at Ripon. I think because Ripon is a fucking bubble of hell where nothing can escape. Oh yeah, if you are in college, and you are more 6 years older then someone.....dont fucking drink with them....sounds like good advice to me. Dumbshit. Other then that not much...grandpa had a stroke, aunt has leukemia and cancer in her body, shes gonna die soon the doc said...on wed my cousin at whitewater tried committing suicide because her fiancee broke up with her. So yeah. Fun times in 2004. Wonder what 2005 will bring. I still smoke, I still drink, I still say what the fuck I want, and if you dont like it, then I dont care, cause you probably werent my friend anyways. Oh yeah, Lesbians rock.

Is it? Can It be, why yes, its a posting be me.

Ok so here goes, no postings for a while cause my internet sucks at home and to get to where i can post takes along a few minutes to load, and by that time I lose all interest telling anyone who actually comes here about my day. This summer is almost as bad as last. Cept I have food and new friends. About it for hows it going. Other than that...been drinking...quite a bit. Not like I did at Ripon, where it was, hey, its a beer, and they multiplied till I got totally blitzed. No, now its time to get out of the college life, even though I am still in college, and enjoy social drinking. It seems like a lot of bars by my house, people still drink, almost as much as riponites, but we are more social then you bastards up there. I never thought I could take 20 dollars to a bar, and get totally screwed and stay out for 5 hours with 20 dollars. I go into my regular spot, The Newport, and everyone knows me which is good, cause I will get usually around a few (anywhere from 2-15) free drinks depending on the other regulars who come there. Its a good little local bar thats by my house, good music, great people. Older crowd, but hey...what can you do. If I really want to hang out with people my age, I can either go to Palomino's which is pretty much a hipster bar with some cool bartenders, and cute, but dumb women.

Other then that, my sister is getting married on saturday, that will be interesting. My parents will be gone for a week on vacation, so I will pretty much be home alone bored outta my mind.

Well enough of this posting, Ill post more later, and I promise I actually will.

Till Next.

Not much going on, just leaving a few things.

Email me at bvcandyman@yahoo.com
If you want my number and shit email me and Ill email you back. For those who actually read this, I think I wont be back at ripon next year, I need to stay close to home for a bit.

Write more later

Hmmph.

Ahhh, so Zac wanted me to update, so I can oblige. I dont even know where to start. Oh yeah, the Cubs can kiss my ass. Well let us start with.....classes. Those suck. Ok, moving on. Finals, took my King Arthur final....fucking A, what a waste. Moving right on. Oh, by the time people read this, I should be up at 3000 hits....amazing that people still look at this. And for those who actually miss me writing for some reason, thanx for checking back once in a while. How about this, I will start from Thursday night and go until today. So Thursday I wanted to go to the bars and I dragged good ol Paul Stinson with me. So we get there and see a few people we know and have a drink or two, then we decide to head out, because there were quite a few of dumb ass people there. So we head to Der Beer Haus and start drinking there, Paul goes to the bathroom comes out, sees something in the corner. So we go over there, and what did we find? SHUFFLEBOARD! For those you do not know already, we are fucking addicted to that game, has to be one of the greatest bar games ever invented. Too bad those damn spikes keep coming up. So paul got beligerent and we are walking back and he is just being loud....he was being like Max or Tim when they get plastered. Oh, here was the smart comment of the day. When we were walking to the bars, some people were making a bonfire in the quads. We overheard someone say, Wow, there is a lot of smoke!

Ummm.....duh you fucking retard. Fire creates smoke, and when you are making a fire, there will be even more smoke. So anyways, we get back and Paul is being loud and decides he wants to make hamburgers, so he starts to cook them out, he eventually comes upstairs and then he goes to bed.

Friday, I did not want to drink much since I had a final on saturday, but I decided I could be social and not get drunk....boy, was I dumb. I am sitting in Abendroths room, some of the AXO's show up and start drinking with us, and all of a sudden, there is Jello.....damn jello, it sneaks up on you. So Luke, big luke for some of you, and I decide to go to the bars to play, you guess it shuffleboard. So we are there and Ryan, a townie, is at the bars, and the Lukes invite him back to drink with us. So he shows up, with this chick. As she is stepping out of the door, she slips in a huge puddle of mud. Eh, more to that story, but dont want to type about it.

So Last night, start drinking, people show up, play a few drinking games, then head to the bars. Shuffleboard again.....fuzzy......I got drunk last night, can not remember quite a bit.

Anyways, it is Mothers day...so I need to go call up my ma. You all be happy I updated.

Till next.

This is what I say

I say fuck it. People are dumb. People can be really suprisingly scarry as well. Check out Zac's and Luke's blog (Armenian and His Sisters Are Hot links on the side respectively). I think these are two of the people who are still interested in my blog. I actually know of one other person who reads it...and thank you Katie. Speaking of that. How do I feel about those skirts? I feel fine as long as people know how to wear them and what kind. Also as long as the top matches the skirt, who cares. But I am a guy so I have no fashion since. All I gotta say is if the slit is long eough....thank god...actually thank God in some instances...otherwise put on pants. So I have to go home quick today for something, and as soon as I get back, I am sleeping my ass off.

By the way, The Mists of Avalon is a fem-nazi book and I can not believe I said I would read it. Who suckered me into that. Oh yeah, the hot chick in my class and her saying she was reading it. Damn Nazi's.


Thats it for now.

Till next.....wow....think I forgot to say that for a bit.